The Real McCoys - Corn Eating Contest

Suspect Spotted - Allowed to Leave Country

This picture was recently discovered at a Canadian border station. Regrettably the driver and his truck when not detained. It seems his manifest declared that all he was carrying was a bolonga sandwich and a six pack of Mountain Dew. The clueless border agent has been reassigned.



Minnesotans remain fearful that the bandit will return. Night watches are cropping up all over the state.